You Might Be A Redneck If . . .you call fast food hitting a deer at 60mph
you think Iraq is a high performance Camaro
you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
you take your dog on more vacations than your wife!
you buy something you already have
you know exactly how many cans of spray paint it takes to paint a 1979 full size Chevy van.
your wife can belch louder than you can
you take your wife fishing and she out fishes you and all your buddies
your favorite song is --------Old McDonald!!!!!
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